^{I apologize for the crudeness, but I got out from the hospital yesterday. My right foot got awfully swollen so I had to run straight to the emergency room. It was out of the blue, who is to blame? OfficeMax for the long hours standing and my nasty past history of seeing the floor with my feet so I had my blood drained (and I’m playing Castlevania…those odds... ) and well I was a little weak and KO’ed from the medicines they game me, so that’s why this is so iffy made. But if it makes you laugh, then my job ti’s done. Too lazy to fix it too...}

Well yeah, I’m playing Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (aka in Japan Akumajou Dracula: Yami no Juin) and I love it….finished it in 3 days cause I was playing non stop. Unlocked Crazy Mode…can’t pass the first room though and now playing with cute yet annoyingly adorable vampire hunter Trevor Belmont (‘Ralf Belmondo’ in Japan), I love him so much. I’m going to kick Draculas ass soon enough…I just have to knock his door. It also makes the game harder and longer since he doesn’t have any Magical Tickets. I encourage all video gamers to try this out. Hector (and Trevor mind you) is slow as fuck but the front-flip work miracles.

Well this game has some funny shit. You collect chairs and the badguys drop items, including rare ones and very VERY hard to drop ones *cough Miracle Egg cough*. You can also ‘Steal’ witch makes the game even more fun. So this is what the comic is. I mean…I stole ‘PIZZA’ from LEGION CORE!!! WTF!? Eeeeew…. Yet Trevor is addicted to Cheese…my brain is in turmoil.

I’m even creating my own Belmont…Jezuz…when I get into fandome I GET into IT! Hopeless Furan…hopeless…

Hector – Isaac – Trevor Belmont / Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (aka in Japan Akumajou Dracula: Yami no Juin) © KONAMI